Not my day!!!

Wed. I decided to mow the front lawn. I was having a hard time getting the lawn mower to stay going. I got most of it clipped but a small part in the middle. Today I decided to borrow our neighbors lawn mower. I started to clip the center of the lawn and realized that the settings were lower then what I had already mowed. I decided to mow the whole lawn over. The lawn mower kept turning off because the grass kept getting clogged in the bag. I just took the bag off and had the grass flying everywhere, I mean everywhere. As I was mowing the lawn I tripped over my feet and fell to the ground. My neighbors were outside and probably laughing. I didn't get hurt, so I got up and finished. I had grass flying all over me. I probably looked like a walking patch of grass. I started to rake up the grass and decided to use the blower to blow it off the sidewalk. Jackson, trying to help, took the rake and started to rake the grass all over one neighbors driveway and up ours. So I had more of a mess besides the one I made. I did finally get all the grass picked up and the yard looking nice. I then took and break and fixed the kids lunch and fed Millie. I then still had some energy and mowed the back lawn. Again I looked like a walking patch of grass. This time I just left the clipped grass on the grass. I was pooped by then.